Minnesota Livin'

Today I ate a bowl of cereal for the first time in what I would estimate to be around three weeks.

You might not have an accurate idea of how hard a bowl of cereal is to come by on tour. Sure, maybe the most quality of gas stations might have those little plastic portable bowls of Lucky Charms or Frankenberries. But to get some of the real stuff, in a porcelain bowl, a real live person who cares about their own well-being must invite you in to his or her home and share such bounty with you. It is because of the extreme generosity of the people of Minnesota that we in FGF have had many life changing opportunities over the last week, such as said cereal eating, and I wish those of us in Frogs had a better method of showing our gratitude.

So: to Dave, Sean, Heather and A.J., Carl, Mary-Beth, Rio, Lido and C.P....
THANK YOU FROM FROGS GONE FISHIN'!

On a more serious note, there is a somber question everyone should pause and think deeply about...

What will you do when Z-Day comes?

It has recently been determined by a leading think tank in Washington DC that most of the country is vastly underprepared for the day a zombie virus breaks out. Luckily for us, several Zombie Preparedness Resources are available at our disposal. In addition, I will be posting Z-Day tips on occasion to help educate the public.

Because touring musicians are constantly travelling, we are well versed in the type of mobility that would immediately become neccesary on Z-Day.

The Z-Day lesson for today is: Weapon Choice.

It is well known that the only way to kill a zombie is by removing their head. The zombie virus is a malicious one, causing the infected to obtain great strength and running speed. You must remain calm, move quickly, and separate the zombie head from the zombie torso.

Acceptable Weapons: sword, shotgun, chainsaw etc...
Ineffective Weapsons: shovel or garden tools, any other gun but a shotgun, knives, silver-bullets, crucifixes or those dust-buster things they have in Ghostbusters.

If you see or hear about any zombies, please notify the author of this blog immediately.
For more Z-Day tips, please visit http://www.zombieinitiative.org .


"Keep your head, remove theirs..."